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Aug. 17th, 2006 @ 04:05 pm Eric Johnson is awesome. I know you hate lyric updates.
by Eric Johnson

Dragonships
Wish I was a man on a western land.
I'd dig my spurs into the western sand.
I'd dig on the view across the big red sky.
Dig my ax into a pine and watch the chips fly.

I'm gonna go, this time I know,
city's got me feeling like a motherfuckah!
This one is it, after I quit,
I can't write a love song worth shit!

I wish I was a Viking in 1103.
I'd fuck up shit on the high cold sea.
Did you know that the Vikings were always ripped?
They kept a lot of drugs on their dragonships.

I wish I had a tape recorder.
I'd tape everything I ever said.
Nothing ever comes out right.
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Jul. 3rd, 2006 @ 10:25 am (no subject)
Richard Nixon is awesome-

"I do not think that you [should] glorify homosexuality on public television. You don't glorify it anymore than you glorify whores. Now we all know that people do that-we all have weaknesses-but God damn it, what do you think that does to kids? What do you think that does to 11 and 12 year old boys when they see that? Why is it that in the Scouts and the Boys Clubs, that we constantly had to clean up the staffs to keep the Goddamned fags out of it? By God can I tell you it outraged me. Not for any moral reason. Most people are outraged for moral reasons. It outraged me because I don't want to see this country go that way."

"You know what happened to the Greeks? Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo, so was Socrates. The last six Roman emperors were fags. You know what happened to the Popes? It's all right that Popes were laying the nuns, that's been going on for centuries, but when the Catholic Church went to hell three or four centuries ago, it was homosexual."

Source: White House tapes: meeting with Haldeman and Ehrlichman May 13, 1971
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Jun. 27th, 2006 @ 10:13 am I Love Wikipedia
From Wikipedia: "Annie rerecorded her songs Chewing Gum and Heartbeat in the "Simlish" nonsense-language for The Sims 2: Nightlife's Danish and Norwegian localizations."

I really really really really really hope I can find those songs somewhere on the internet, because that is fucking sweet.
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Jun. 26th, 2006 @ 11:22 pm (no subject)
Current Music: Autonomy - Heartless Bastards
Oh man. The Heartless Bastards. Oh man.

Everyone should download the song Runnin and listen to the awesomeness of Erika Wennerstrom's croon and guitar. It's fantastic.

Desdemona rocked Cincinnati. Cincinnati, sadly, does not yet rock. Nevertheless, awesome weekend.
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Jun. 22nd, 2006 @ 09:32 am (no subject)
Margaret and her husband Michael, both aged 34 years, were discovered to be suffering from folie à deux when they were both found to be sharing similar persecutory delusions. They believed that certain persons were entering their house, spreading dust and fluff and "wearing down their shoes".
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Jun. 15th, 2006 @ 09:01 am Scientology
I found records of a court case dealing with Scientology and fraud after researching Quakers because I had discovered that Richard Nixon was a Friend and I found that funny. But then this was funny too.

Plaintiff went home for Christmas and then returned to Portland in the early
part of January, 1976. She lived with several people, mainly Scientologists,
and continued to work as a waitress. She did not participate in courses or
programs at the Mission, but continued to work on "handling" her parents. In
April, 1976, plaintiff went to her parents' home in Montana to "handle" them,
that is, to convince them to accept her involvement in Scientology, or else
to "disconnect" from them. When she reached home, she was locked in the house
and "deprogrammed." She did not return to her involvement with Scientology
and, in fact, became active in anti-Scientology activities and participated in
"deprogramming" others. She filed this action in 1977.


In addition:

"We were discussing my mother and I told Kay Wilson that my mother had hired
an attorney and that she had told me all these things about Scientology I had
never heard about. My mother mentioned something about a *222 Fair Game Law
and I said that to Kay Wilson. And she said: Oh, that policy letter has been
cancelled. However, the treatment of suppressive persons is still the same."
A "suppressive person" is one who attempts to damage or interfere with
Scientology. The Fair Game policy was proclaimed by L. Ron Hubbard in a policy
letter of October 18, 1967. It stated that suppressive persons "(m)ay be
deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any
discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued, lied to or destroyed."

[FN13] Plaintiff testified that she had been shown several policy letters
regarding treatment of "suppressive persons." Plaintiff had been told that her
mother was suppressive.



Also, Scientology can cure homosexuality.
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May. 19th, 2006 @ 03:05 am Sufjan Stevens Hates His Music
Obscenely Popular Music Review Site: Were there any plans to tour behind the material on The Avalanche?

Sufjan: I don't think so. I don't think it's worth touring. There's one song...

Obscenely Popular Music Review Site: You sound really, really excited about this record.

Sufjan: [Laughing] I'm excited about it, but from a technical point of view. I like some of the songs. I think there's one song I would play live, which is "The Mistress Witch From McClure". But it just sounds like another song I wrote. I need to be less deprecating; I should be more promotional.

Obscenely Popular Music Review Site: You say "these songs sound like songs I wrote," as if that's a surprise to you. Are you getting tired of your sound?

Sufjan: Yes. I'm getting tired of my voice. I'm getting tired of...the banjo. I'm getting tired of...the trumpet.


Poor Sufjan. He better not stress out and kill himself, because God will hate him.
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May. 18th, 2006 @ 05:56 pm (no subject)
This is really old news, but I haven't had the opportunity to update in a while.

The Fruit Bats concert was stellar, there was a limited amount of tickets sold, and everyone got a table. And after the two opening act Eric Johnson asked all the people sitting down to come to the front (40-50 people) for a "...really intimate dance fest, no make that a marathon." So it was like MTV's Unplugged, except there were plugs involved, and a few losers danced, and the music didn't suck asscrumbs.

No, I don't know what an asscrumb is, but it paints a decently vivid mental image of what it might be.

I just watched the entire season of "Top Chef" in one day, except for the finale which is next week, and let me tell you that that is some damn good television. Except that I ate pretty much all of what used to exist in the fridge throughout the day because I kept getting hungry every episode. Except the episode where they had to make gourmet food from ingredients purchased at a gas station- that was sick.

New Super Mario Bros. is out, so I'm gonna go play that now.
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Apr. 15th, 2006 @ 10:28 am (no subject)
The tagline for the original Scary Movie reads: "No mercy. No shame. No sequel."
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 09:28 pm (no subject)
Emma pushed me into this.
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Apr. 6th, 2006 @ 09:58 am (no subject)
So I was out last night when I get a call on my cell phone that I don't hear, and a message that I have not listened to. Two text messages followed shortly after that, and I hear those- they were both from my mom, one of them blank, another reading "Ty please call". I am preoccupied, though, and respond with a text telling her that. If anyone has ever met my mom, you can expect her reaction. Indignation. I tell her through text that I do not run on her time clock, I run on mine, and that I am not her personal assistant. Tell her that I will call her back when it's good for me. Again, you can expect her reaction, though that makes me sad because it really does not follow the usual limits of human reasoning. But whatever. She tells me she has a question she needs to ask me, that the phone is "so I can reach you", and that she "regrets my decision" not to call her back.

The question? She wanted to know what flavor of ice cream I wanted from the store.

So now I am without cell phone and, it would seem, any place to stay. Woo hoo! I guess I probably shouldn't have called her a cunt so many times this morning.
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Apr. 4th, 2006 @ 05:49 pm Noooooooooooooo...
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http://www.cokemachineglow.net/
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Mar. 31st, 2006 @ 10:09 am (no subject)
Current Music: The Slip
Does anybody remember ther picture book (novel? novella?) Dinotopia?

That was a damn good book.

Discuss.


EDIT: "Sufjan Stevens Wins New Pantheon Award"

Awesome! Thanks, Pitchfork! Ha, and Elijah Wood was on the voting panel, and he voted for him. Woo! Thanks, Elijah!
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Mar. 25th, 2006 @ 01:35 pm (no subject)
I am glad there is no one at my house today because it means I get to wear these jeans I am wearing that have a huge rip in them running from the belt line to the middle of my thigh. And I couldn't find any clean underwear.
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Mar. 24th, 2006 @ 06:06 pm (no subject)
"I want these fucking snakes off this fucking plane!" - Oh Mr. Jackson, why must you humor us? You know how stupid that sounds, don't you?
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Mar. 22nd, 2006 @ 05:41 pm (no subject)
Current Music: Metroid Prime Hunters bitch
Scientology should be relating to the study of science, not a religion about aliens. I mean, what the fuck?
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Mar. 19th, 2006 @ 09:41 pm (no subject)
Killthelivejournal.
Killthelivejournal.
Killthelivejournal.

That's that.
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Mar. 6th, 2006 @ 09:23 pm Myspace? Fuck that.
http://www.cambodianspace.com
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Feb. 27th, 2006 @ 03:03 pm So I was bored and wrote this after writing a paper
This is some sort of "found object" poetry, I'm sure it has a more dignified name that I do not know, but I was just screwing around and thought I'd try out this idea I had. This is untitled.



For the free society does not fear, it welcomes, diversity. It derives its strength from its hospitality even to antipathetic ideas. It is a market for free trade in ideas, secure in its faith that free men will take the best wares, and grow to a fuller and better realization of their powers in exercising their choice. - NSC 68: United States Objectives and Programs for National Security, April 7, 1950


Exercising their choice
For the free society does not fear
It is a market
Secure
Free men will take the best wares
Realization of their powers
And grow to antipathetic ideas
Secure in its faith
For the free society does not fear hospitality
It derives its strength
In exercising their choice
Secure is a free idea
The realization it welcomes
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Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 07:22 pm For all of those on myspace
Current Music: Fruit Bats - Rainbow Sign
I deleted that god forsaken monster of personal profiling. It's over. Sorry.
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